When a top secret agent is murdered, his estranged son. Secret agent drew stargrove is brutally murdered by. It also serves as a perfect example of the editing style known in filmmaking circles as really bad editing. Even if you dont think it works, youve gotta admit its. It is not the sort of film that demands of a wide viewership, or any viewership composed of people who like themselves, their. She is married at 14, is deserted, and begins walking the streets at 15. Im not going to claim this is a great piece of filmmaking, but it is extremely entertaining. It stars john stamos as lance stargrove, a young man who. The murdered secret agents son, lance stargrove is thrust into the dangerous and intriguing world of secret agents and espionage when he seeks revenge. And even if you dont like rotisserie chicken or john stamos, this movie is relevant to your interests. When the world or at least southern california is threatened with destruction by a diabolical rockandroll hermaphrodite played by kissfrontman gene simmons in drag, who you gonna call. Youre never too young is a slapstickwithsongs remake of the 1944 ray millandginger rogers vehicle the major and the minor.
A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son, a high school gymnast, teams up with his dads attractive female partner to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him, and now plans a major terrorist attack. Jinhas movie collection laserdiscsvhsdvd 3,498 views. In this deliberately campy, tongueincheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a. Its a nutty film and one that im sure fans of outside the norm cinema will appreciate more than anyone else. In this deliberately campy, tonguein cheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a. Ive owned a bootleg dvd copy for a while now, and seeing it in better quality does make a difference.
Find all the books, read about the author, and more. The two suddenly find themselves the targets of the vicious simmons, and must take on the maniacal hermaphrodite. John stamos gives such a believable performance that i never once thought of him in a full house context. Oct 27, 2002 john stamos gives such a believable performance that i never once thought of him in a full house context. Never too young is an american daytime serial that aired on abc from september 27, 1965 to june 24, 1966 and was the first soap opera geared towards a teen audience. The film stars john stamos who joins forces with his fathers partner vanity after daddy is killed trying to prevent a hermaphrodite, played by gene simmons, from poisoning the towns water supply. With john stamos, vanity, gene simmons, george lazenby. When a top secret agent is murdered, his estranged gymnast son lance stargrove john stamos teams up with his dads seductive. It was selected as the luxembourgian entry for the best foreign language film at the 87th academy awards, but was not nominated. No idea is too out there for this film, and strangely a lot of it works. It was selected as the luxembourgian entry for the best foreign language film at the. Dont get me wrong, this movie overall is the worst i have ever seen but if seeing gene simmons in drag will live on tape long enough for my grandkids to see it.
Spys son john stamos inherits case of foul heavymetal heshe gene simmons. Youre never too young is a 1955 american semi musical comedy film directed by norman taurog and starring the team of martin and lewis and costarring diana lynn, nina foch, and raymond burr. A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son, a high school gymnast, teams up with. It was released on august 25, 1955 by paramount pictures. Jinhas movie collection laserdiscsvhsdvd 36,016 views. John stamos and vanity at the films afterparty in 1985. Once upon a time in hollywood 2019 leonardo dicaprio, brad pitt, margot robbie, james marsden, dakota fanning, al pacino, luke perry, kurt russell, damian lewis, tim roth, emile hirsch, bruce dern, lena dunham. When a top secret agent george lazenby, on her majestys secret. Dont get me wrong, this movie overall is the worst i have ever seen but if. Gene simmons plays a supervillain who plans to take over the country, and finds his plot blocked by stamos and vanity.
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